the fairytale of week 51 and some tips for the future

This week was a good/awkward/bad one.

Let me start.

Wednesday: For me the week always starts on wednesday FPQ. It was fun until I decided to have a little puking contest and threw up all over the bar. Sorry guys, when I can afford it I'll fly to what appears to be India or Thailand and steal you this sign:

Thursday: Chrissie organised an awesome party for the rietveld students in club 8, it was the bomb, I eventually ended up on the floor next to the toilet almost throwing up because I smoked a joint. Then after that: yet another rietveld party. We were bad. We had an icecube spitting concert and did all kinds of naughty things not suitable to mention on this blog. We went to an afterparty in this little shithole Club stereo. It was tres horrible, there was a drag queen dressed in a fur coat and a box, she sucked.

Saturday: mr lagerfield and I watched Transamerica and ate junkfood in my bed. I felt sick. Transamerica is such a great movie, the story is touching and the guy who plays the lead role is really hot!

Sunday: I went shopping with joost and his little cousin, we watched pirates of the carribbean at worlds end. I drank a bottle of this cheap shit called Liebfraumilch, I thought it sounded cute when I bought it. After that I decided to go to the trut afterall, on my way there I met 2 of my dearest friends, they where trashing bikes on a bridge, I love them. In the trut it was fun too, lots of people were drunk and I met someone I knew from myspace but had never spoken too or seen in real life. He was really nice. I had a great time.

Today: I ended up in bed eventually at six in the morning, I was drunk. I harassed people with my phone (sorry guys) and slept till 4:30. Then I ran out to buy cigs, had a fight with a woman about christmas plants with candles, they were on sale 35% off and we both wanted the same one. (I won) and came home to find my TTA (The tough alliance) cd that I ordered had finally arrived. It's awesome, and the two guys are cool.

SO WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED?

1. Don't drink too many different kinds of alcohol, you'll vomit over bars and call people names involving illnesses.
2. Rietveld party's are heaps of fun, and joints are bad for youre stomache.
3. NEVER GO TO CLUB STEREO
4. If you ever want to watch a good movie with someone who normally only watches flicks like Harold and Kumar go to white castle, watch Transamerica. You'll have a good story and the other person will have the hot guy who goes full frontal.
5. Learn to love myspace again (I do again since today), you can meet nice people through it.
6. Always win fights over goods in stores, otherwise you'll feel sorry afterwards. If normal reasoning doesn't work you can always resort too verbal abuse involving TBC or in an extreme situation physical abuse.
7. You should all listen to TTA and buy there new cd, if you don't like it look at their pictures and enjoy their hotness.
8. I don't know why I posted this diary style blog, or why I'm writing in this weird fashion, but it feels good, so you should all start a dairy.
   

PEACE and stuff. xx