How to get the most out of youre €!

Dollar dollar bill ya'll!

What does one do when he/she realizes there is only 50 euro's left for 8 days? I mean, as awkward as it may sound you gotta eat something right?!

Let me tell you!

1. First you put on youre new Marc Jacobs shoes (which are the reason you don't have money)
2. You get youre ass outside in the freezing rain and wind (Don't we just love the Netherlands)
3. You enter youre favorite place in the hole wide world named Albert Heijn to buy..............

EUROSHOPPER!!!!!!!!

God how I love you for making us humans smart enough to develop a brand like this. I've already told you about the sausage rolls once, but no it's time for more.

Euro shopper actually enables you to make a meal that will last you 2 days for only €2,50!

Ingredients:

1. EuroShopper canned mushrooms (39 cents)
2. EuroShopper spaghetti (40 cents)
3. EuroShopper passeta pommodori (29 cents)
4. Euroshopper ground beef (112 cents, depending on the weight that is)
5. A zucchini (aka courgette)onions and some garlic (0 cents, if you steal them, which is easy, just take a big bag and slide them in, no one will notice and if they do you get a free ride in a police car hurray!)
6. Basil (0 cents, just snap of a few leafs from the fresh plants they sell and put them in youre bag)
   

All this makes the most fabulous Spaghetti bolognese ala Euroshopper, and everybody knows the tasty sensation of a value meal right?

So get youre asses over to AH and embrace EuroShopper, because against the power of this brand there can be no victory (LOTR, know youre classics)

You can't deny it, even the graphic design of the logo is absolutely breathtaking.

I hope you all have a thrifty day!

p.s. Marc Jacobs if you read this, know that I hate you. (said in the manner Whitney Houston would say it to Bobby Brown)

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