Naomi Campbell is such a lovely person. She assaulted and spat at an police officer. The woman is perfect. If only she was a man, or I would love girly's. We could keep each other company, I could smack her housekeepers with her drug pariphinalia and throw all the cellphones I want at random people on the street. Together we would get a border terrier and call him butch, I would train the dog to be as viscious as possible by letting him tear apart a pair of UGGS every night. He will also have his very own built in hotness radar and start barking whenever he spots a hot man in the park. Ideal for city dwellers.
Pre ordering starts now.
Delivery of the dogs will begin by end 2120 (I have to seduce naomi first).
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